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Here’s what won’t happen…
1. Receive SPAM mail from me.
2. Sell your e-mail address. Even for a microphone.
3. Politicians getting serious about the reduction of government spending.
4. Me going vegan.
5. You agreeing with everything the crack CentsToChange staff reporters write.
6. Rule 6
7. A CentsToChange sponsored trip to Disney
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Now for the threat…
If I don’t receive the minimum amount of subscriptions, I will post a photo of Nancy Pelosi in every post. I know this is in the 8th Amendment gray area, but so are a lot of things. Like the DMV, reality TV, WNBA, and anything relating to Justin Bieber.
*this is just for you Bieber-boy Daniel, and not the tall, bald Daniel
Unless of course it’s this: Epic Rap Battle of History
I think Beetohoven won. Hands down.
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