Message from the management

Time for you to subscribe to CentsToChange!  It’s free.  And you will never miss a new post.  Ever.

Here’s what won’t happen…

1. Receive SPAM mail from me.

2. Sell your e-mail address.  Even for a microphone.

3. Politicians getting serious about the reduction of government spending.

4. Me going vegan.

5. You agreeing with everything the crack CentsToChange staff reporters write.

6. Rule 6

7. A CentsToChange sponsored trip to Disney

8. Boredom.

So go ahead and sign up.  I recommend you ask for immediate notification.  That way you only receive an e-mail when one of the many should-be Pulitizer Prize nominated reporters here in the CentsToChange newsroom in the bowels of the International Worldwide Headquarters (IWH) posts another brilliant missive.

Now for the threat…

If I don’t receive the minimum amount of subscriptions, I will post a photo of Nancy Pelosi in every post. I know this is in the 8th Amendment gray area, but so are a lot of things. Like the DMV, reality TV, WNBA, and anything relating to Justin Bieber.

*this is just for you Bieber-boy Daniel, and not the tall, bald Daniel

Unless of course it’s this: Epic Rap Battle of History

I think Beetohoven won.  Hands down.

So join CentsToChange.  It makes good sense….

 

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